Category Archives: Crises of all sorts

what to do if you’re married to a pyromaniac

I say pyromaniac he says very proficient stump burner and maybe he is but you watch a man tend a fire and you  pretty soon gauge the extent of his madness.  We currently have a fire in our backyard which … Continue reading

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getting to grips with any old snake

Our place  consists of two acres of cleared land  surrounded by three acres of bush. There are snakes in the bush but in five years, none has ventured onto the cleared land  when we’ve been around which  means we’re blind … Continue reading

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volunteers have feelings when they’re dropped in the poo

Not everyone is drawn to doing something for  nothing the good of the whole. My mother, for one, had very firm reasons for rarely volunteering,  most of which were shaped by her impression of the  kind of people who volunteered. … Continue reading

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If you’re going to scam, at least learn how to spell

There’s nothing worse than a job half done, I don’t care what the job is.  This morning I had an email from an internet scammer purporting to be from Lloyds Bank which read in part as follows: if you choose … Continue reading

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Living with an enormous spider while being slightly Buddhist

For the last few months we’ve been living with a  very large Huntsman spider  whose business it is to spread terror to  vulnerable occupants of the house like flies and insects and me. Mostly not me. I try to be … Continue reading

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killing a relative over Christmas isn’t festive

The obligation, like it or not, is to be festive so  smart yulers prepare themselves. They  don’t overload themselves with  activities that  force them into company they wouldn’t keep for the rest of the year in a month of Sundays. … Continue reading

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WikiNameandshame

If  the average householder can take  anything from WikiLeaking it’s that the little guy can name and shame to great effect on the net in  a way that was never really possible in newspapers.  For a start, you had to … Continue reading

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